While listening to Hot Chip
Ari: “Houses should all have disco balls. Our house should, at least. We REALLY need a disco ball Mom.”Me: “Someone would end up getting koshed on the head like the alien that sang the Diana Ross song.”Ari: “Oh. Well, I won’t sing that song, then.Now can we get [...]

I hate the feeling of wanting to crawl under the carpet when I hear the kids repeating some less-than-savory phrase of ours.
For instance, the kids are playing house. Dewey is the dad and the girls are the kids. He’s pretending to be getting them ready for dinner, something Eddie has been [...]